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 How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one […]

took me awhile, but i finally obtained my ny state medical license…
now i can practice botox (at a discounted price of course) and prescibe vicodin to all you addicts.  (just kidding about the vicodin–but serious about the botox).

My friend sent me a link. . .its perfect for someone like me.
Things you want but don’t need. . .
He recommended that I get this item. Apparently, its a best seller. What do you think?
  

Ladies, if you’re going to wear sandals, please make sure that

You get a pedicure
The sandals fit properly

I don’t think those two things are too much to ask but it just seems like 90% of the girls don’t get it.  Whether it’s on the subway or the bus or even at work… I see so many […]

 
As the show Will and Grace approaches its finale, it makes me think about getting a “Will” for myself. I’m at a point where I am not looking for a boyfriend. If I find one, that’s great, but I am not looking for one. A fuck buddy would be much better at this point.
Most of […]

I’ve been talking to alot of my female friends lately and alot of them are in some sort of situation where they really like the guy, but because of reason X, they’re just “dating”.  Girls, I’m going to say this once and only once.  If a guy doesn’t want to commit 100% to you, it’s […]

Warning: if the words “penis,” “clitoris” and “masturbation” make you even the tiniest bit uncomfortable then you must read on in an attempt to overcome these fears.
 
In my experience with talking to most women, the phrase “I had an orgasm” is seldom heard. In fact, the word orgasm is often used by women when talking […]

eyef*ck - v. 1. When a person checks you out in way that will allow them to imagine they are having sex with you. 2. To look at a person from head to toe with lustful eyes. That girl just eyef*cked me so bad.
Have you ever been eyef*cked? Sometimes it can be an ego booster, but […]

Why do guys ask girls if they can touch their boobies? I don’t get it…that’s just so RUDE!!! It’s like me asking a guy, can I touch your package? If I let you touch with my boobies will you let me touch your package? =P 

as i get older, i find that i need to groom myself more frequently. either hair grows more rapidly now or it just grows in places it’s never grown before. i will never understand why we need hair around our buttholes. ok, i’ll understand but i don’t agree with it, it’s just wrong. if we […]