… everything else is second-rate
My fellow Americans, “…about the middle east, I’m sorry about that.” -American Dreams
Such an apology would have been nice, to say the least, from the esteemed leader of the free world. Instead, we get “It’s hard work. We’re not gonna give up.” And now, we’re going to have to rely on the “diplomatic touch and […]
so last night i was out with a few coworkers at bar XII. we noticed the rear section of the place was roped off with a camera crew set. apparently they were taping a session of speed dating. in this case it was ‘hurry up’ dating with approx 40 ppl involved. this fella explained to […]
according to misstease, breaking up is “easy” to do.
sorry but those don’t work….and here are my reasons: Things you can say if want to break up with someone:
Tell them to stop smothering you with their ambitions until you feel you no longer have any freedom. – this leads the girl to twist shit around and […]
They say “Breaking up is hard to do”, but for me I find that breaking up is “easy” to do. I recommend a nice clean break off. Forget being “friends” with an ex. It’s impossible for me because its a totally fake friendship.
I have, more or less, broken up with every guy I’ve ever dated. […]
what’s so wrong with having linebacker shoulders if you’re a woman (liz oh, diana in la. yo, you’re friend said it, not me)? and why can’t a man wear baby t’s (stefan, rich)? can a man not feel emotions without being labeled a bitch (nick, inki, harald, dave, me)? is a mustache only for men […]
i work out at nysc. its really interesting b/c since i moved uptown, the atmosphere is different. lot of older ladies taking the same classes as me. some of them are in ok shape, but damn….some of these old ladies look JACKED> im talking like u see biceps and traps coming out of their necks. […]
Just finished reading a book (fiction) about three kids (now adults) who were raised in a boarding school and gradually figured out that they were not living like some other people in the world. They had no parents, were watched by guardians. Their education had a strong emphasis on the arts, almost exclusively their own […]
I had an interesting conversation with a friend of mine, who I will keep anonymous, to protect his boobie privileges,since he might go through with this. Apparently, a girl asked him to “fund” her desire to get fake boobs. He is actually considering do it, if he gets to “play with them whenever he wants”. Keep […]
Sex is something that a guy thinks about every other minute or even more. Sex is something that a girl thinks about as much but only mention to their girls or annonymously on blogs like these.
SEX is an important aspect of life. You need sex for pleasure, you need sex to have little monsters running […]
In order to introduce you guys to five of our newest writers, we’ve written a little poem. Keep in mind that some of the lines were just made up so that they would rhyme, and are not necessarily true. Except for the line about ketchuphead liking it in the rear. That line is definitely true.
Tofu’s […]