… everything else is second-rate
everyone’s seen the drunken spill. mostly women do this but occasionally a man will do it too. you know, when the girl is butt ass drunk and doesn’t know her right from left. she loses all control of her body and can’t stand up straight. she’s usually on the floor but if she attmepts to […]
The other day…
GF asks me, “tofu, do you have those tight boxers?”
tofu: what??? tight boxers??? all my boxers are tiiiiiiiight???
GF: you know those boxers that looks like tight-ee white-ees
tofu: OH…..boxer briefs, is that what you mean, the ones that looks like boxers but are briefs??
GF: Yeah…how come you never wear it?
tofu: Because the leg parts […]
how many people like dirty sex talk in bed? com’on now, be honest. i know some people don’t like it because they need to concentrate on one thing or they’re embarrassed to speak. but i think it really helps the mood. when people’s sex lives are good, that’s one less thing to worry about and […]
I can’t help feeling like it’s something I’m doing, some flaw in my personality or approach. This has happened to me enough times to make me think that I’m getting more than my fair share.
I am merely seeking to meet new people, to make friends. Is it so hard to believe I just want to […]
Let’s hear it for Julio! 47 years old. Oldest MLB player to ever hit a HR. Last night for the Mets.
Warning: This post was inspired by the brain dump posted yesterday by hank.
Traveling blows.
No, I am not some closed-minded American imperialist that thinks that there is nothing to the world outside of my borders (with some of you morons going so far as to include Hawaii and Alaska as being “outside the borders”). […]
what makes a person defensive? its one thing when your giving your side to a situation….and all the other person does…its disagree with everything you say. theres no nodding or listening at all. i could say that “your underwear is backwards” and she would say…..i dont think so. blah blah blah. and THEN. she turns […]
Anyone else think that this is the best, if not most entertaining season of 24 ever? If you haven’t watched any episodes this season, STOP READING.
Jack’s level of insanity is reaching new levels. He kidnaps a teenage kid. Shoots another terroist. Shoots a woman in the leg. Chokes his gf. Screws over a German spy. […]
Pyschotic Asian Female looking for YOU - w4m - 27
Reply to: pers-152868063@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-20, 11:13AM EDT
The pros.
I can probably hold a better conversation than most of your bimbo and/or ivy league dates.
I’m brutally honest. (Fuck you if you don’t pay for my dinner)
I’m a sex connoisseur (bendy, too)
I’m cute and slender, with full titties. (No A […]
hkmd’s post reminded me of the time i actually participated in a speed dating game when i was living out in la. my friend jessie invited me and some of my guy friends to play, promising us it would be fun, only twenty bucks and there would be cute girls. so what’s not to like […]