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no matter how hot a woman is…somebody, somewhere out there is sick of her shit.

Faking an orgasm
…is easy. 
And the first step on a short trail of shallow, sad, empty, pointless sex. 
I have done it in the past- but I never shall, ever again. 
But if you want to try anyway…. 
It’s much more about fooling yourself than about fooling your partner. 
Remember when you were 8 and wanted a day off school, […]

     This is just plain disturbing:
http://www.nycnosh.com/?p=149

ok, let’s be honest. how many guys like to eat out at the pink taco stand? (i didn’t know what a pink taco was for the longest time, shaddap) i know guys like to receive but how many of you like to return the favor? yea, i’ve heard the reasons for not venturing way down […]

half of my face is numb…so while i recover from dr. lazarus’ anesthesia, enjoy this freak playing tetris.
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/you-suck-at-tetris-169834.php

A couple nights ago while I was taking a shit, I had a cosmo to read and while looking at all the stupid ads feminine products, and articles about how to “get the perfect guy.” I found an interesting article. “Brazilian Wax.” Even though I was done taking a shit, I needed to educate myself […]

Did anyone else notice that last night’s episode was a Robocop reunion? Henderson and the new bad guy, the one that Logan called later (he was one of the henchmen and ultimately got thrown into that pit of toxic waste where his skin was hanging off. Robocop ultimately ran him over with his car) were both in the […]

My perfect GF would have these traits.

make me a sweater or scarf (knit)
clean my room
do my laundry
cook for me
listen to what I tell her to do
get naked, get on all fours and start barking like a dog.
wear sexy undies with my white dress
fulfill all my sexual fantasies
be sexy, cute, and bimbo (of course at the […]

     As mentioned before, the weekend involved a trip to Chicago.  While the flight back reaffirmed my thoughts on the travel process, I can say that I had an amazing time.  Here are the details.
     On Friday I went to the White Sox/Twins game.  At the recommendation of the concierge at the Drake hotel, I didn’t […]

 
When was the last time you shit your pants?  Some of you might say 4 years old?  Some of the slower ones might say maybe 8 or 9 years old?  For me, the last time I shit my pants was in 8th grade.  Let’s see… so I was umm… 13 years old.  Yes, 13 years […]