Bailey
Took a couple of pictures of Bailey today. She seems to be getting bigger by the hour!
10 Weeks Old
So Bailey turned 10 weeks old yesterday. To celebrate her birthday we sat down with a bottle of whiskey. Guess I shouldn’t have given her so much.
She’s just like her mom, out after 2 shots.
Time For a “frankNbeans”…
Haven’t really been paying attention or checking all my emails the last few days because of Bailey. I finally had some peace and quiet this afternoon and I noticed this email my gf sent me a few days ago. In it, all she sent me was this link.
She told me about it but it was pretty funny actually seeing it advertised at a real store. And no, the white chick modelling the dress is NOT my girlfriend.
Babies Without Diapers
I realized that raising a 9 week old puppy is like raising a little baby that can run around your apartment without wearing any diapers. Good thing I have hardwood floors.
Took this picture yestereday afternoon when Bailey finally fell asleep for a nap. Fortunately for me, she woke up a few mins after this pic and turned back into the pissing/shitting canine devil.
If we can’t get her housetrained within the next two weeks, I’m going to have to make some boshintang!!!! Yummy!!
Kidding.
Hanging My Plasma
Finally got around to hanging my plasma on the wall this weekend. The overall process is pretty straight forward and easy, as long as you have all the necessary tools.
I was going to post a step my step of how I went about it but I realized that I forgot to take a picture for some of the steps. So basically I have pictures of the very early stages and a picture of the finished product.
First picture is after I measured out where the pilot holes were going and started cutting a “T” into the drywall to make a hole for the cables.
This next picture is a closeup of the hole I made for the cables to go through behind the wall.
The final picture is the finished product! Knocked Up happened to be on and I was waiting for the part where you see the baby’s head poking out but didn’t have the patience for it.
And after 24 hours, the TV is still up on the wall so I guess it’s a good sign. All I need to do now is finish drilling the holes into my bathroom tile for my shower rod and all my projects will be done just in time for Bailey to come home.
Vote or Die!
I’m not one of those people that are all into politics and shit but since I finally became a citizen, I decided to follow this election and vote. So upon examining the fight card, I see that we have two very different teams pitted against each other.
Democrats - They have a half black guy that talks like the Rock running with an old religious white dude.
Republicans - They have an even OLDER white dude running with some pro-life woman who’s a walking billboard for the NRA.
Now, not to knock on the Repubs or anything but are they really serious with this McCain guy? He’s like 90 years old! Actually he was born in 1936, which makes him 72 years old. Big whoop, that’s close enough. Close enough to death!
Shit, State Farm Insurance wants $36,865 per year for a 10 year Term Life Insurance. Fuck that, even they know he’s going to die.
I’m voting for Obama. I don’t need McCain to croak 2 months into his term and leave us with another clueless bush in office.
Dum Dee Dum….
So I finally sold my WoW account and I feel like I have nothing to do. I’m looking for possibly a new game to play and I’ve come up with the following contenders.
- Level up another WoW character and get him to 70 before the expansion.
- Start Warhammer Online, which another WoW-like game.
- Get a PS3 or Xbox and become the GuitarHero Master!
- Start playing Spore, which is kind of like SimCity.
- Don’t play anything and spend the money on the girlfriend.
Yeah, choice 5 is pretty lame. Let’s x that one out right away. I’ve actually narrowed it down to 1,2 or 4. After seeing this video, I’m leaning towards getting Spore!
Tiger Woods Who?!?!?
So have you guys all heard about Kim Jong Il? They’re saying he probably suffered a stroke like about a month ago or something. Some people are actually speculating he’s dead. And others are even saying he’s been dead for a few years already and that we’ve been seeing his body doubles filling in for him at events and shit.
That’s a shame because he kind of reminds me of Johnny Bronx.
For one, this picture is like when I used to live at Rivergate and I’d come home after work to see Johnny Bronx hanging out in the living room.
And two, I recently read that he’s a good golfer… which Johny Bronx is, as well. Actually Kim Jong Il’s probably better. He’s supposed to be so good, that according to North Korean media, he “routinely shoots three or four hole-in-ones during a round“.
Three or four PER round!!!! That’s better than if Chuck Norris were to pick up a set of clubs! Incredible!
Now my question is… does the North Korean public actually believe this shit? Maybe they do since 99% of them probably don’t even know what a golf course looks like. They also learn in their schools that Kim Jong Il is like a god and doesn’t need to shit or piss like the rest of us mortals, so I guess a few hole-in-ones per round isn’t that hard to believe.
Come to think of it, maybe he’s not so much like Johnny Bronx. I know for a fact that Bronx shits at least 3 times a day.
Soo…
What the hell is up with Michael Phelps and all these guys, like Casperone, wanting to suck his cock. Or in his case, eat jajangmyun off his crotch. Either way it’s totally gay. Especially when the guys all meet up for some beer and male bonding and the first thing that comes out of your mouth is… “Oh guys, did you watch Michael Phelps last night? He was sooooo awesome! Wheeeee.. let’s go eat sausages and jump over rainbows on unicorns!”
That’s just fucking gay.
And all the girls that squeal over him are pathetic too. I mean the guy looks like Screech Powers with a better body. That means all of you girls want to bang Screech! You should be so embarassed and ashamed. You want to bang Screech. Losers.
